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22.01.02

I watched this anime about this house cleaning hamster named Ebichu. Thought it was one of those anime made for kids but I was wrong. Boy, was I wrong. Told from the hamster's point of view, it was about an office lady and her useless boyfriend and turned out to be a bit ecchi. Needless to say, I enoyed it immensely and I'm now planning to give Kaoru a hamster named Ebichu. Not that I'm useless or anything. I think it's just cute if Kaoru has a pet.

21.01.02

Am grumpy today. Got scolded by one of 'em adopters. Said I was rude to one of the site's visitors. If you found out only a few people signed your guestbook, you'd be grumpy too.

Anyway, the update adopter found some new links today. Pretty great stuff. The fanart are SUPERB. I especially looked good. I have this particular favorite image: Kaoru caught in a compromising position. Go to CHAOS TRAP to see it. I think I want to go to Japan and ask Rie of CHAOS TRAP to adopt me. Haha.

20.01.02

Quote of the day: " 'What kind of madman are you?' 'Oh, the regular kind.' " --- from Sealab 2021

Kaoru told me that quote from the Sealab 2021 (Adult swim) cartoon is perfect for me. I don't think  so. I wouldn't want to be just a regular madman. I'm definitely exceptional.

Those two visited the site with the hobbit name generator and they got my jobbit name for me. Apparently, if I were a hobbit, my name would be Mungo Sackville-Bracegirdle. What an unglamorous name.

I ate breakfast on the porch today. I sat on the rocking chair and drank coffee afterwards and gazed at those two's mom's orchids. The orchids were beautiful but I don't like the view of the street. I suddenly missed my island. View definitely better there.

18.01.02

Quote of the day: "A shark without whiskey is mighty risky, A shark without beer is a beer engineer." -- from Space Ghost, Coast to Coast.

I watched the replay of Space Ghost in the Cartoon Network. Very funny. What a stupid show. It's so stupid it's entertaining.

Remember Bill's Christmas present? Apparently, NO F***ING MORALS is a local punk band. Bill's brother invited me to watch their gig. Hmmm, I think I'll check them out. Their name's so interesting.

17.01.02

Just read The Very Secret Diaries of the Fellowship of the Ring. Very amusing. I let Kaoru read Legolas' diary. I think she's a bit upset. She's not used to yaoi.

Those two are definitely beginning to grow on me. I just found out they're 'neesan's supporters. To support my 'neesan, click here.

16.01.02

Will be quick. I wasn't able to update the blog the past few days. Not MY fault so don't blame me. Anyway, I checked my guestbook but the only person who signed it is my crappy adopter. Kaoru, on the other hand, has TWO entries. TWO! Hey Firuze! SIGN MY GUESTBOOK! That goes for you too. [note: Shinta, you just made Enishi v. happy. --MnT 17.01.02]

11.01.02

Just watched the finale of Survivor:Africa live via satellite this afternoon. Great concept, that show. I suspect that lunatic Shishio would've enjoyed it. Not like he'd be able to join, with his burns and all. 

I, on the other hand, will be able to. They'd be begging me to join, since I'm a good tactician with lots of charisma and sex appeal. But I think the show's too soft. Why just vote the people out? Leave them in an isolated area and let them survive on their own for a month or so. That would be fun.

So anyway, before they announced the winner, those two said that if ever Kaoru and I get to join Survivor, I'd probably be voted off soon since I'm mean and Kaoru will probably win because she's so nice to everybody. Her? Win? Probably, but no one wins because of  niceness. As for me, they'd  vote me off because I'm a threat, not because I'm mean. I'm not mean. Cruel maybe, but not mean. 

10.01.02

Treated Kaoru to lunch today. Got her the Legolas freebie. She deserves it. She's nice to me and feeds me well. Cooking seems to improve too.

09.01.02

Finally was able to watch Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. I almost didn't want to, since those two's pining over some guy named Legolas turned me off. But they treated me so I couldn't say no. And hey, who was I to turn down a treat? THEY ADOPTED ME, AFTER ALL.

I must say, I really liked the movie. No wonder those two watched it several times in two days. And I don't understand why they like this Legolas fellow. He jumps like a girl. Kaoru says it's because I'm a guy and I'd never be able understand those things.  But Legolas is a good archer so he's not all that bad. 

06.01.02

While the two went to church (and Kaoru went along with them because they're going shopping after), I searched the net for some fanfiction about me and Kaoru. I heard the two complain about how hard it is to find one about us so I decided to see for myself. It IS hard to find, which is strange, since I am a good-looking and charismatic man and Kaoru finds it hard to resist me. I did get my hands on one, which I thought was just fluff, but lo and behold, there was some lemon stuff. I demand they should write MORE fanfiction about us. And if you find it hard to write lemon, you can always ask me about the stuff I let Kaoru try when those two leave us alone in the room. For example, there was this incident with a candle...

[Enishi was not able to continue because he was knocked senseless by Kaoru. -- MnT -- ]

01.01.02

Had a great new year's party. I lighted all the firecrackers to keep the women away. Kaoru kept on running back to the house everytime I got my hands on the noisiest and/or loudest firecracker I could find. The look on the blasted adopters' faces when they heard the loud BOOM! is priceless. I should have caught it on film.

29.12.01

Interesting writer, that Anne Rice...

27.12.01

Attended those blasted adopters' cousin's wedding. I don't understand why women cry during weddings that are not their own. It's a good thing I got to hang out and get drunk with the men. And the food was great too. It was such a shame that the paella was consumed rather too quickly. It seems that everyone was famished after the ceremony. Well, the ceremony was held in the bride's sister's garden and everyone helped out (I was made to carry some pots of plants). And the  judge's speech was quite long and we haven't had dinner yet (the wedding started at around 7pm).
I don't really remember much since I drank all the beer and whiskey I could get my hands on during dinner. Those two are too poor to buy me anything.

25.12.01

Received the perfect gift from Bill, the graphics guy of Tenshimuyo and Maigo no Tenshi 's site. He just came back from his vacation. I don't know where he went, but I'm guessing he came from the beach, because his jellyfish scars are still fresh. Ah, the beach... I remember my island... I HATE THIS CRAPPY PLACE!!!

Anyway, back to Bill's present. He gave me a shirt. Thank God, I thought I was going to wear a bathrobe every other day forever, while my clothes are being washed. What a convenient invention, that washing machine... anyway! The shirt was blue (I think those two gave him the idea that I only wear orange and blue) and had the words NO F***ING MORALS emblazoned right across the chest. I don't know where he got it but I'm glad he gave it to me.

Kaoru gave me a new pair of shades. She told me since I was always mad when they keep on getting mine, I better have a spare one I can use. Very thoughtful, but she should have given the shades to those two. I'm happy with mine.

And speaking of the two, guess what they gave me? Three shirts: a white one with a dolphin printed on it, a black one with a shark, and a blue one with a whale. I think they got it on sale. And they seemed pretty pleased with themselves too. Well, they better be because I'm running out of things to wear and if they hadn't given me shirts I would have been stuck to wearing my usual outfit (except that it would soon be worn thin because I wear it most of the time) and that darned bathrobe.

Now, if only someone will get me a pair of jeans or pants I can wear with the shirts they gave me...

24.12.01

Just experienced the Christmas rush for the first time. I didn't want to, but I was forced to buy Kaoru a present, since she bought one for me. She's the only one who's nice to me. No presents for my crappy adopters. I still detest the conditions I currently live in. The cramped room I share with them is only my closet in the mansion I used to live in. 'Neesan wouldn't be happy if she finds out about this.  And those blasted adopters have been using MY SHADES without MY PERMISSION. They can get coal in their stockings for all I care. 

23.12.01

Strange day. Kaoru just cooked lunch for me. I know there's nothing strange about that. She did cook a meal for me while she was on my island. The strange thing was her ramen tasted okay. So did the cured ham. And the rice wasn't burnt. The sky must be falling or something.

Hmph. What a terrible day. I didn't ask to be adopted. I can take care of myself. I used to be a gunrunner for crying out loud. To make matters worse, I was made to sing a belated "Happy Birthday" song to one of our adopters, Tenshimuyo. She then fed us leftover cake and carbonara. Good lord, did I just hear Kaoru ask for the recipe?! 'Neesan, can you see what they're doing to me?! They're killing me!

I didn't ask to have my own blog either. If my companion Kaoru didn't find the idea amusing, I doubt you'd be reading this right now. But you are so that must mean my adopters and Kaoru have found a way to make me keep my own blog. Hmph. And just because the clothes I wear are colored orange and blue doesn't mean I'd want the color scheme of MY blog to be the same. Hmph. I don't get to make my own decisions. Perhaps it's because I'm the only male in a roomful of girls. Hmmmm.... I am the ONLY MALE in a ROOMFUL OF GIRLS. Perhaps it isn't such a bad situation after all.

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